So I work at an e-commerce website and for the holiday season I was asked to help out with customer service. Y’all, my brain was mush every time I had to speak to more than five people in less than thirty minutes. There was no way I could keep track of all my tasks happening at once, and several things slipped through the cracks on my end.
The thing that is guaranteed to brighten up my day? Brooklyn Nine-Nine cold opens.
Did I watch the entirety of Brooklyn Nine-Nine just to get a list of the best cold opens? Don’t be preposterous. Of course I did!
While Brooklyn Nine-Nine is full of awesome and hilarious cold opens, I used some extra criterion to narrow down the list. These cold opens had to be enjoyable for someone who does not watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine. The characters and antics had to be enjoyable without prior knowledge of the characters or multi-episode storylines.
That’s it. I hope you enjoy this carefully curated list!
Season 2 Episode 19 -> Detective Jake Peralta proves Captain Holt does not have pants on
Season 3 Episode 10 -> Detective Amy Santiago gives Captain Holt an unmarked package
Season 4 Episode 9 -> THE FULL BULL PEN
Season 4 Episode 4 -> The squad calls Jake to a surprise meeting
Season 4 Episode 7 -> The squad impersonates Captain Holt eating a marshmallow for the first time.
Season 5 Episode 17 -> The Backstreet Boys Lineup Sing-along
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